#12: St Paulie Girl
St Paulie Girl
Germany
Our first Lager on the list from Germany. The country that gave us efficiency, modern architecture, Volkswagen and unrelenting horrors of Nazism. It’s surprising to see this beer is from Germany, as there isn’t anything offensive or superlative about it. Much like Smithwick’s it’s a very blue collar beer. If you found me at a fancy bar, you wouldn’t find this beer in my hand (most likely the fancy bar wouldn’t have this beer to begin with). I can best describe this beer as Corona light with mild fruity notes. It has the slightest bit of sweetness at the end of each sip.
I am not going to say I loved it but it is something I’d consider if I was offensively single. For all its mediocre taste it does have pretty good packaging. I can imagine, on a lonely night of binge drinking, that buxom blonde, holding three pints in each of her hands, would start to look good after a few of these. Who knows, you may even attempt brave, disgusting, new acts of pleasure after a dozen of these and you won’t feel bad because no matter how perverse your acts may be, she’ll keep smiling just as good as your first bottle. Can’t get that with a real woman (unless you did, then I hate you).
Not all was happy in the land when it comes to St Paulie girl though. Let’s go to our guests to see how they liked it.
P: Pisswater (clearly running in first place for our favorite term to use), very light with no real flavor to it (P clearly forgot that this is a lager). It’s a one time beer thing.
S: Pisswater (ding ding ding). Corona tastes better and that’s not saying a lot.
Pair it with: Dark meats, sausages etc, Bavarian Techno music, nationalism.
Score: 6 out of 10 sexy
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